User:Xiongu

A General Hello
Greetings fellow carbon-based life form! May I extend my condolences* to you on this fine day.


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The Orders of Business
Allow me to get to the first order of business that must be on your mind:

"Who the hell are you!?"

Well, it's a very complex question to answer, I am many things: Avian, shady missionary, and heavy weapons extraordinaire!

The second order of business that you must have a burning desire to be answered, of course; must be:

"Why the hell are you here!?"

Allow me to explain why this question is stupid: You are the one who came into my aviary, not the other way round.

The third and final order of business that you may wish to know, must therefore be:

"What was the point in the second order of business!?"

You tell me...

Now that is out of the way, some real description!
I am a bird.

That is all that needs to be said.

Links that I put on this page for my own connivance

 * Link to all pages, in a nice ordered list.


 * Wiki activity (because I can't be bothered to use the button in the corner, even though it is faster).


 * | This is just here for when I need to wind down.